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Detroit strip clubs have their own intrinsic Motown mojo and range from casual Detroit strip clubs to posh, cigar and brandy lounges and from just topless Detroit gentleman's clubs to fully nude Detroit strip bars. A classic Detroit gentlemen’s club, Detroit’s Coliseum strip bar has a dress code (collared shirts, please), simply gorgeous half naked women, and prices to reflect its status as one of Detroit’s best gentleman's clubs. For a hearty, no holds barred Detroit strip bar, downtown Detroit’s Bouzouki Club is an ideal club complete with beautiful dancers and fast drinks. Want to take it all off? Detroit’s Club Le Elegant spotlights fully nude strippers, but does not sell liquor—all those roving, admiring eyes just might lose control.
Booby Trap
141 W. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.366.9030
The Booby Trap is a small, casual strip club that has the feel of an old neighborhood pub, except at your Dad's old watering hole there weren't dozens of topless babes. Okay, maybe there were, but that doesn't change the fact that if you're looking for a more intimate strip club, with decent drinks and good looking women, then the Booby Trap is it.
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Bouzouki Club
432 E. Lafayette, Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.964.5744
Located right in Downtown Detroit, Bouzouki Club is everything you could possibly want in a strip club. The dancers are gorgeous and very personable, the drinks arrive quick and there's plenty of them, and the whole atmosphere of this strip club screams a good night out.
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Centerfold Lounge
20222 John R St., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.892.7333
Centerfold Lounge is your typical Detroit strip club with a wide range of ladies to fit everyone's taste ensuring a good time for all. Hey, a word to the cost conscious, the private dances here are about five bucks cheaper than at most strip clubs, just don't skimp on the tip.
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Chateau Vert Lounge
16550 Telegraph Rd., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.532.2242
At best, Chateau Vert Lounge is hit or miss, and although they don't have the typical slew of Barbies that most strip clubs offer, the girls are cute and friendly. However, this strip club is small making the private dances not so private. so, we guess if you're doing the Detroit strip club tour, stop in; if you have limited time and budget, skip it.
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Club Le Elegant
17040 Plymouth, Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.836.7562
In Detroit, as in most major cities, no clothes means no booze, a shame for fully nude strip clubs. However, at Club Le Elegant the prices aren't bad and the girls are decent. You can always get your drink someplace else and stop by, but we prefer to kill two birds with one stone. Besides, other Detroit strip clubs are topless, it won't overtax your imagination to picture the girls bottomless too.
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Coliseum
11300 E. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.308.4116
The Coliseum is an above average gentleman's club across the board, if a little pricey. It's seriously state of the art, they have premium liquor, and the women are hot from the strippers right through to the service staff. It's a casual strip club (the only dress code is a collared shirt) and even the bouncers are chill, a definite rarity at most strip clubs. Like we said though, bring extra cash, all this doesn't come for free.
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Cover Girls
10631 Whittier, Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.527.0700
You have to love a strip club with a free buffet and, if they're still doing it, dollar pitchers on Sundays. Cover Girls has beautiful women, good drinks and your typical strip club atmosphere. Oh, and if you're nearby on a Tuesday you have to drop in, Cover Girls host the best amateur night in the state.
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Crazy Horse Detroit
8140 Michigan Ave., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.581.7400
What can you say about the Crazy Horse Detroit? Well, we can say plenty, but most of it probably wouldn't be printed here. However, we will say that this adult club is top notch, with beautiful live nude dancers and reasonably priced booze and, hey, you have to love a gentleman's club that opens early during baseball season.
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Hard Body Cafe
7443 Michigan Ave., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.841.2225
The Hard Body Cafe Detroit is a no-frills adult club, meaning there's no food to interfere with the live entertainment and consumption of libations. Come on, do you really go to strip clubs for the food? In case you're stumped, the answer is no.
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Hot Tamales
13109 W. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.863.3444
When you're looking for strip clubs in Detroit, a huge red flag should go up when you contemplate Hot Tamales because nothing else will. Seriously, this strip club needs some major work. The drinks are okay, but if the best thing you can say about a strip club is that the drinks are okay, there is something wrong. We would liken this to an old strippers home, if there were such a thing.
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La Chambre Lounge
14100 Telegraph, Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.537.5420
We have it on good authority that La Chambre Lounge is one of Detroit's best strip clubs. An unpretentious adult club, La Chambre is kicked back, casual and always a good time. The ladies are decent, the liquor is cheaper than most clubs, and the pricing structure for cover charge and lap dances beats out any other gentleman's clubs.
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Platinum
14541 W. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.342.7944
Easily one of the best strip clubs in Detroit, Platinum has simply gorgeous women,almost all of them black, a sick DJ that helps them shake their natural assets, and a liquor selection that shames most other strip clubs. The atmosphere is totally kicked back, comfortable, and the service from the staff is impeccable.
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Player's Lounge
13710 E. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.371.6970
The Player's Lounge redefines the term "gentleman's club." It's a very upscale venue, serving fine cuisine, a well rounded wine list, a fine selection of cigars, and reasonably priced drinks. Oh, yeah, they also have some of Detroit's hottest women dancing live for your viewing pleasure. Not a rowdy strip club by any stretch of the imagination, so leave your adolescent inner self at home.
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Silk Stockings
15569 W. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.864.3838
Silk Stockings is among a handful of fully nude strip clubs in Detroit, which in layman's terms means no booze. But, the women are fine and the pricing is comparable to other adult clubs and, hey, they're fully nude. Drink someplace else.
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Subi's Place
12916 Northline, Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.283.2050
Subi's Place has been catering to Detroit's adult club needs since 1971, so you know with a running history like that it has to be good. Some of the hottest girls of any strip club we've seen and, oh what variety, it's like being a kid in some adult candy store. The drinks flows freely and they also offer lunch and dinner, but we believe that after you see the ladies, food will be the last thing on your mind.
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Toy Chest
18728 Ford Rd., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.593.1645
We'd say that the Toy Chest is probably the most fun strip club in Detroit. You're encouraged to let a little of you're wild side out which separates the Toy Chest from most other gentleman's clubs, we mean you still have to respect the rules of the road, as it were, but have fun, that's what strip clubs are for. Also, the Toy Chest, has phenomenal women with some national stars rolling through when they're in Detroit.
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Trumpp's
21413 W. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.592.1190
Seriously, you can feel like the Donald himself at Trumpp's. This gentleman's club is upscale and they really do accommodate your every need. Good drinks, covered. Fine dining, covered. Cigars, covered. Beautiful ladies, uncovered. Anyway that is the whole point of a strip club, getting taken care of while watching some hotties.
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Tycoon's
12210 E. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit, Michigan; Tel. 313.372.0660
Tycoon's is a good place, but not in the upper echelon so far as Detroit strip clubs go. The drinks are good and the prices are right, but the entertainment could improve. If the cabbie takes you here, tell him to keep driving there are better adult clubs out there, find them.
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—Detroit bar and club reviews by Ryan Osterbeck
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